To My Wood Burning StoveBy Monica RitterbandMonica Ritterband is an artist, writer and wood stove designer. In my highceilinged lofty tower, hour by hour, you are presiding round and sound and special and black waiting in majestic serenity for my freezing nose and toes to be back. You are almost new, capless you were brought by a muscular man who puffed and blew. You came by dolly, you came by van, and he struggled and staggered about and was on the verge of an angry shout. He crowned you with a pipe on top to send smoke and fumes and good thoughts all the way up. No doubt you will be my new great flame, so say my nose and my toes, they tell me the same, maybe the best ever, who knows! You swathe me in your warmest charms, no gagging, no nagging, no clinging, no clanging with long words and arms and sharp, biting teeth, you open your soft mouth and swallow everything, shimmer out a light so mellow with red and blue and ochre and yellow that my slippers and my woolly socks get the elbow and I let my toes tip-toe around and I am submerged in your crackling sound while my nose takes in the sweet and spicy smell of apple and wood, there is marmalade bubbling on the stove, and at bedtime beech and oak is your food and - I confess - a trifle of fir that turns your crackle into a sputter rather like a child that spits his codliver-oil into the gutter. I am in my own room, my own reservation, indeed, I have drawn into my private station. Inside from corner to corner there is a blanket, invisible you know, and outside the moon is biding her time to turn the tide from high to low, my defences are down and my duty has come to an end, I am off, and so is my mask, but you are on, my friend. I am no longer the drudge of the day, no longer the hilarious clown in oversized clogs. I have no other task than being at home, finally alone with my woodburning stove full of logs. + + +
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